Special Edition
Friday April 1, 2022
April Fools' Day Newsletter
Tree pollen: the reason for the sneezin'
Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's allergies.
Inflation affecting all sectors except Cadbury egg size
CAMPUS LIFE
Campanile enables multifactor authentication, must get code before ringing

INNOVATION
ISU Dining to release ice cream flavor based on that new book smell
EXCLUSIVE
Iggy requests WorkFlex on Dean Seo's behalf
AMES, IOWA - This week, Provost Wickert was quite surprised to see a WorkFlex request from [email protected].... (Read More)
LIBRARY OF CONGRESSFUSION
Lost in the Stacks, or Call Number Errors
An old-timer’s guide to reasons patrons need help finding items on the shelf. (Read More)

NEWS

Unsolved Mysteries to air special episode investigating sink in Room 150
So wait, after 20 years we discover the drain doesn't connect to anything?
Movie Reviews That Also Double as Movie Theater Reviews
"Too dark"
"Tells lots of unrelated stories at once"
"Felt uncomfortable at the 2-hour mark"
"Needs more Streep"
Spider in the stacks interested in checking out Charlotte's Web
SOME PIG
College of Engineering closes AeroE wind tunnel
Will use sidewalk between Hach and Spedding Halls instead
T. J. Otzelberger asked to revive VEISHEA
Surely an easier assignment than getting the men's basketball team to the Sweet Sixteen
Meeting of Mick, Parsons, Garrison, and Smith devolves into chaos
No one sure which colleague was supposed to be invited
Office Olympics doping scandal uncovered
Jeff Alger found to have elevated levels of caffeine in his blood
Ed Goedeken finally cleans out home office
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